Hard Cutlery

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Recorded Live (minus Vocals) with Paul Quinn at ATM Studios, Sunny Bristol, March 2004.

lyrics

You're always being boring about Old BORING
and
if you don't like it then,
"THROW IT OUT"

In the cheap office, there's a woman pushing a cart of steel with cakes atop
"THEY"RE FREE"
One woman says -
"stop imagining and bite down on Hard "Cutlery"
oh
Hard Cutlery
It's so nice to be in side my fridge
Well, we're all looking sharp, we're all looking smart.

Semi- asleep there's an Organ Playing
(bah bah da bahhhh)
You're bored again and these lights are giving you a headache.
You're always looking for somewhere to eat your breakfast.
One thinks, I should, retire to the kitchen.

Hard Cutlery
It's so nice to be inside, your MOUTH
well, we're all looking sharp, we're all looking smart,
the LENGTH, the BREADTH,
Sharpen your CUT-TER-LER-REE

Bite down on hard cutlery.

(studio vocal improv story, relating to a priest, in the garden, arranging eating implements)

SHOUT. Neigh.

In the morning I'm fishing for sluts in the plughole.
"IT STINKS"
Some old codger extracts the Michael
("you taking the piss out ' o me mate?)
And all,
Packaging,
BREAKS (oh)

Hard cutlery, it's so nice to be, so WORN. yeah.
Well, were all looking sharp, were all looking smart.

The LENGTH, The BREADTH,
Sharpen your Cutlery.

(your breakfast)

credits

from Sludge & Tripe, released April 1, 2010
Lyrics by D.D Window.
Music initially by Squire Squier, then added and Embellished with Perhaps Contraption.

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Avant-Rock / Post-Classical / Jazz-Punk / Marching Band / Something /

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