Twas a shiny special day, Mumma's going crabbing..
(All) She loves those crabs
Trundling to the water, she, realised her line did not have
(All) Any string
So instead the choice was, to, dip in her laces instead
(All) With bacon bait!
Blistering tugs from down below, the wrath of a mighty crustacean!
(All) Oh no no!
Chorus Part 1
My mumma ain't got no shoes, my mumma ain't got no shoes, they're down below
(All) They're down below
With the Crabs
(All) With the crabs
They are deep, deep down with the crabs... (repeat x 1)
Mother dived in, so, petrified and upset
(All) Down she went
Searching for her footwear, with, so many years she had spent
(All) Drips and Drabs
Pushing apart the seaweed, and, other aquatic organisms
(All) Push shove push
Unearthing, to her surprise, a beautiful pair of boots
(All) Yeah, Yeah Yeah
Chorus Part 2
My mumma ain't got no shoes, my mumma ain't got no shoes, she got boots
(All) She got what?
She got boots
(All) She got boots
She got boots, boots, boots she got boots... (repeat x1)
Chorus Part 2 (repeat x 3)
from Sludge & Tripe Sampler
released May 1, 2010
chorus sung, in a passing moment of inspiration by David Talbot. Captured & Regurgitated by Squier Squier, and passed into Jack Attack. Who, then churned the whole stew.
Verse lyrics by Squier Squier
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